maniacal laughter

Oh…okay. *crosses...

Sun, 12 May 2013 20:38:18 -0400

Oh…okay. *crosses legs*

mancharm:

suddenhackarts:

calonari:

nothingeverlost:

girlargueswithtree:

guys

SNORGASMS

I need this

any UKers wanna ship it to me?

A completely new way of waking. An alarm clock that wakes you with pleasure.

The lowest settings are almost imperceptible. The Little Rooster does not wrench you from your sleep.

Then the power slowly increases. The Little Rooster wakes you gradually, sensually, tenderly.

What makes the Little Rooster really special is that delicious semi-conscious state when you’re not yet quite awake. Other alarms tear those precious moments from you. The Little Rooster not only lets you savour them, it makes them even dreamier. Whether you leap straight out of bed or let it run its lazy course, no other clock will wake you with this joyful secret thrill.

Fits your body perfectly. The Little Rooster curves comfortably around your pubic mound, inside your knickers but outside your body. The wide flat head stabilises the Little Rooster against your pubic bone and is exceptionally thin for maximum comfort. The vibrating leg rests against your clitoris and labia. No part of the Little Rooster is worn internally.

Most women become completely unaware of the Little Rooster within a minute of slipping it into their knickers. Toss and turn and it will stay in place. You can even walk around wearing your Little Rooster. Can be soothing for long journeys. Please do not use during take off and landing.

Fully personalisable.  Adjust how gently it starts, how intense it gets, the snorgasm level, how long it lasts. The Little Rooster has thirty power levels, for precision pleasure. The motors even run while you set them, so you can tell exactly how powerful the feeling will be.

Snooze.  The classic way to catch an extra wink.

Snorgasm. A pleasure-snooze, as gentle as you wish. Lets you drift off and enjoy a ten-minute erotic slumber.

Play. Slide the switch to ‘play’ and it’s a stunningly shaped variable speed two-motor pleasure toy. Take control once you are awake - or whenever the mood takes you.

Two motors for extra throb. One motor feels great, two is something else. They interact with each other, throbbing, pulsating. If you’ve tried a dual motor pleasure toy before, you’re probably a convert. If you haven’t, you’re in for a treat.

And extra power. The Little Rooster’s stimulation goes from butterfly to beast.

Twenty seven silent settings. Plus three extra powerful “turbo” levels. For those moments when intensity is the the only thing that counts.

It is perfect for early risers. Waking you with pleasure, it bothers no-one else with noise. The Little Rooster is the most considerate alarm clock in the world. If only altruism were always this much joy.

And if you wear earplugs, or sometimes worry you won’t hear your alarm, the Little Rooster is ideal for you.

Flat – not curved – where it counts.  Many pleasure toys are curved. The Little Rooster’s base is flat. Whether you are waking or enjoying an erotic break you will love the Little Rooster’s intimate closeness.

Beautifully shaped from sensual polycarbonate. One of the most beautiful, sensual production materials in the world, both in how it looks and how it feels. You would almost want to put it down your knickers even if it didn’t vibrate. And it looks so innocent it could be your bedside clock between uses. You can even set it just to beep. If you really want to.

Safe.  Fully tested against every eventuality. And unlike many pleasure toys, the Little Rooster contains no phthalates.

Uses green PWM technology. Designed to use less electricity. Contains rechargeable batteries.

Patent Pending. Design Registered.  There is nothing else on earth like the Little Rooster.

Comes with a 30 day money back no quibble guarantee: Try it for a month. If you decide to part with it for any reason, return it to us and we will promptly refund the full purchase price as well as your cost of posting it back to us. We believe that once you’ve tried the Little Rooster, you won’t want to wake any other way.

The Little Rooster. Why wake any other way?

Can’t breathe from laughing.

“The Little Rooster’s stimulation goes from butterfly to beast.”

It’s everything I wanted

Can…. Can someone get this for me….

All of my female friends need this I think. They need one for dudes

But my girlfriend just wakes me up with actual sex…

Probably TMI but I don’t care.

You still have time to pick up a Mother’s Day card....

Thu, 09 May 2013 01:31:32 -0400

You still have time to pick up a Mother’s Day card. I’ll be at the City Market on Friday. Or we can arrange to meet up. Mom deserves a handmade card…not that store bought business. #indianapolis #indianapolis #mothersday #forsale

Mother’s Day is Sunday. Puck up a handmade card,...

Tue, 07 May 2013 14:12:01 -0400

Mother’s Day is Sunday. Puck up a handmade card, they’re better than store bought. I’ll be at Coaches tonight come through for good music and a card. #forsale #mothersday #handmade #indianapolis

Mother’s Day is almost here, buy mom a handmade card and...

Mon, 06 May 2013 09:28:50 -0400

Mother’s Day is almost here, buy mom a handmade card and let her know how much you love her. #issaino #mothersday #forsale Contact me via email at issa.ino at gmail

Mother’s Day is almost here, buy mom a handmade card and...

Sun, 05 May 2013 13:14:05 -0400

Mother’s Day is almost here, buy mom a handmade card and let her know how much you love her. #issaino #mothersday #forsale Contact me via email at issa.ino at gmail

Today’s favorite. Many made, many more to make....

Sat, 04 May 2013 18:59:28 -0400

Today’s favorite. Many made, many more to make. #mothersday #handmade #forsale If you need one mailed to your mom let me know ASAP.

Mother’s Day is almost here, buy mom a handmade card and...

Sat, 04 May 2013 15:17:26 -0400

Mother’s Day is almost here, buy mom a handmade card and let her know how much you love her. #issaino #mothersday #forsale Contact me via email at issa.ino at gmail

Mother’s Day is almost here, buy mom a handmade card and...

Sat, 04 May 2013 09:47:43 -0400

Mother’s Day is almost here, buy mom a handmade card and let her know how much you love her. #issaino #mothersday #forsale Contact me via email at issa.ino at gmail

ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt.However, I can notice other butts. They can be...

Thu, 02 May 2013 00:18:46 -0400

ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt.However, I can notice other butts. They can be...

johneepixels7: wgunnarolla: thedsgnblog: Filip Slováček ...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:45:38 -0400

johneepixels7:

wgunnarolla:

thedsgnblog:

Filip Slováček | http://slvczch.com

“This is my very first watch concept. It’s called Mask Watch because of two rotary layers which are masking numbers.”

CEO of myself, founder of nothing, alcohol enthusiast, authority hater, rules breaker etc.

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YES PLEASE

Kimya Dawson

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 19:52:26 -0400

Kimya Dawson

Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:03:59 -0400

A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing...

$15 worth of produce. Green smoothies and salad this week....

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:07:26 -0400

$15 worth of produce. Green smoothies and salad this week. #letsgetphysical

Um…oh. Er… lickypickystickyme: My knitted...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:18:38 -0400

Um…oh. Er…

lickypickystickyme:

My knitted boyfriend.
O_O

‘my knitted boyfriend’ provides you with a man to kiss, cuddle, caress, hug; to share those special moments with…

he will sit with you on the floor, at the dinner table, lie with you in bed, giving you a soft, warm embrace when needed.
his favourite thing to do is comfort you, so that you will never feel alone.
he is also very flexible and can be the way you want him to be, whether it’s with glasses or a moustache—whatever you prefer.
this soft, snuggly guy is noortje de keijzer’s substitute to a ‘real-man’, genuine in his own endearing ways.

Mother’s Day is right around the corner. Pick up a...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 08:17:18 -0400

Mother’s Day is right around the corner. Pick up a handmade card for mom or grandma or your aunt or your sister. Whomever. It’s whatever.

issa.ino at gmail.com

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Mon, 15 Apr 2013 19:10:42 -0400

do you realize that we live in a world where people lick other people’s buttholes and yet some of...

Mon, 15 Apr 2013 18:54:53 -0400

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Sun, 14 Apr 2013 01:28:47 -0400

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catsandfangirling: catsandfangirling: yaz-i-am-daz: catsandfan...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 01:21:40 -0400

catsandfangirling:

catsandfangirling:

yaz-i-am-daz:

catsandfangirling:

This is my April fools joke. I made brown e’s and texted my entire family that I made brownies and now they’re all excited.

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Needless to say I’ve never been more proud of myself.

Update: My brother came home and screamed “BROWNIES HERE I COME!!!” and sprinted to the kitchen (in case if you can’t tell he fucking loves brownies) I held up one of the brown e’s and said “What? It’s a brown e.” and he just walked out the room face palming himself muttering “I fucking hate April Fool’s Day,”.

locksandglasses: I just sat here cracking the hell up at this...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 22:26:36 -0400

locksandglasses:

I just sat here cracking the hell up at this gif for like a year.