maniacal laughter: Archive

each happy new year text i get...

jager: i reply with… “who’s this?” hahaha. i’m an asshole! fuck you mass texting.

Jan 1st

Dec 31st

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Dec 31st

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Dec 30th

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Dec 30th

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I'm Not That Kind of Girl But...

I’ve never been that girl who fantasized about what my wedding would be like or how I wanted it to go or things like that…but I know what I want my wedding dress to look like and the shoes, both pairs of shoes. I’m no where near there, gotta put the horse before the cart and meet the one first. *shrugs* Yeah I don’t know.

Dec 30th

As heard on tv just now....

drunkbrunch: inothernews: lickystickypickyme: Having sex increases certain anti-bodies and helps your immune system. Doctors recommend twice or more a week. Baby?…… Diagrams or it didn’t happen. I have an autoimmune condition and will be using this line: “Baby? But it’s for my health…” Can I get a prescription for this?

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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“I don’t need you in my life for me to be complete, but I’m telling you I love...”

– Mr. X (via pikabusta) (via followandreblog) (via avajean) (via lovebot)

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

Asian People,

andhegetsthegirl: chickenboo: andhegetsthegirl: I love you guys, I respect the martial arts, I love kung-fu movies and I think chow mien is the shit… BUT I am tired of you guys coming into Urban Outfitters and fucking up the mens section. If the Medium in the black sweater doesnt fit, what makes you think that the blue one would fit?!? And please stop unfolding EVERY FUCKING SHIRT after i...

Dec 28th

Asian People,

andhegetsthegirl: I love you guys, I respect the martial arts, I love kung-fu movies and I think chow mien is the shit… BUT I am tired of you guys coming into Urban Outfitters and fucking up the mens section. If the Medium in the black sweater doesnt fit, what makes you think that the blue one would fit?!? And please stop unfolding EVERY FUCKING SHIRT after i just got done folding them. Thank...

Dec 28th

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yeah, I don't know...

SB: (at 7:16) bout 2 leave cant stay 2 long gotta watch game with the fellas round 8
Me: Then why bother w/ stopping by?
SB: I thought you wanted me 2 come monday weather is horrid havent even left mall yet babe (I wanted to see him today not Monday and it's been snowing, but it's not horrid) 
Me: Go play w/ your boys. I'll see you tomorrow. 
 (I'm a little irritated, but shouldn't be. We're not a couple, we barely talk, but I'm lonely and it was snowy all day and I just wanted to spend time w/ someone.  No more of this in 2010, gotta get it out of my system now.)

Dec 28th

Can you use a penny for anything anymore?

resunsaysdope: Just one penny… I’m sure you can… But I can’t think of it… It’s not even considerable currency anymore…. -__- You can put them in your penny loafers. If you wear them. Someone should bring those back.

Dec 28th

Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

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Dec 27th

*weeps*

A pipe in my bathroom busted 24 hours ago and still no one has been through to fix it. They all walk in, look at it, say it’ll be fixed and then leave and don’t come back. This is not the first time water has burst forth from my ceiling from somewhere. It’s ridiculous.

Dec 21st

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